Kegzilla

Hmm.... I find these comments to be both encouraging whilst also being completely retarded,

That being said, the idea that somehow finding Alien life might somehow strengthen the arguments of religiosity does tend to make my brain cry from the sheer dumbfounded skullfuckery of it all.

That aside, The Forbidden Kingdom is awesome.

Also, on a similar note to previously mentioned stuff i'm having a hard time holding back from what i really want to say to someone about an impending thing they are doing. And thats as cryptic as i'm going to get as they will read this and I don't want to seem like a cunt. Plus I hope they have fun. Damn my mixed feelings on things!

Heh. Fuck you do-gooders.

Also I feel really sorry for this teacher. Good to see everyone rallying around her and telling the morals police to shove it up their arses.

A week without a smoke hoorah!

Lets hope I can make it permanent or at least longer than my record of a month.

Chocolate Yogo is awesome.

Oh and the new release of Ubuntu is awesome and actually works with a minimum of effort. wewt.

Right so, I was trying to get a good nights sleep but 3 hours into it I woke up swearing rather colourful with a dislocated shoulder.

FUCKING AWESOME.

I'm hoping I can get back to sleep so i'm not completely shagged for the SCA tourney today.

This week is going to suck. Oh the packing of boxes and cleaning of houses.

On a good note, I haven't had a smoke since tuesday. Whee.

TO THE WHISKEY MOBILE!

Can't breathe.... loling too hard...

Soooo....

Yes I am alive and still un-probed by aliens in my nono place. Which is nice.

Moving house soon with countessdeweird which will be cool. Really looking forward to living close to Perth instead of in Boganville where I am now.

Just turned 24 which makes me feel old. And yes I know it isn't, but what with medical crap keeping me back I seem to just be stagnant while everyone else accomplishes stuff which is rather depressing. Feh.

I could make a big rambly post about lots of things happening atm that piss me off but fuck it. I'll go eat some yogo instead :P

NOMNOMNOM

Can't sleep! 
Can't sleep!
Can't sleep!
Can't sleep!

Can't sleep!

Can't sleep!


I have a new laptop, still havent got all my books for uni yet.

Personal life includes conflicted interests.

Muffins.

Well, quick update on stuff.

Been doing the whole 'Losing weight, getting healthy, not being fatty mcgeee' thing lately which has been going rather well. Already lost a few kilos and am feeling a bit healthier.

Have been taking some stuff which is aparrently supposed to help my shoulders but have as yet failed to feel any difference whatsoever. Ah well.

Back at uni soon which i'm quite looking forward to. Getting rather bored at the mo.

Also, rental hunting sucks giant old man testicals.

If anyone knows of a 3+ bedroom house that has space for 4 cars, will allow a dog and is in the vic park/east fremantle strip for under $350 a week please let me know.

As was pointed out by panzerwalt, this song seems rather fitting today.



Heath was a good actor and yay for a Perth lad but seriously, OD'ing... that's so '93...

Glad he managed to finish Batman though.

NWS language btw. Samuel L. Jackson singing and playing blues. That man should get the acting award for awesomeness.

This man should be given a medal.

Also the RSPCA should be given russian axes. And Vodka.

Also, Across the universe is an awesome movie.

Happy Natalis Invicti!

Please remember Mithras on this most happy day and go slaughter a bull or two, plus a decent amount of family gathering, feasting, drinking and boning slaves might be a good plan too ;)

Rather excited about having fun today so I can't sleep. Curse you fun days of presents and tasty food! :P

teehee


Also this is awesome and I want to make one of these shields. Yay for crazy 15th century germans.

Also, Jethro Tull are awesome.

As you were...

Well, I had a fun weekend. Saturday was basically just sleeping which was nice.

Sunday I went to the first event of the new SCA group in perth centered in the Mandurah/Rockingham area. Oddly the event was 15 minutes drive from me.

Was a nice relaxing day of archery which was good because as I discovered japester's nifty horse bow allows me to shoow arrows without pulling my arms out of their sockets. I am however very sunburnt because im a twat who didnt put cream on. Really need to get off my arse and finish my crossbow and non-cardboard targets for more shooty goodness.

Also I have started downloading the JJJ hottest 100 by year. Much awesome. 1993 and 1994 down, many more to go. Oh the Memories.

Also, the ABC really needs to bring the show Recovery back on the air. Or failing that release a DVD with all the music clips.

Gah, overwhelming urge to download 'Round the Twist' and 'Heartbreak High' now. *shame*

Two things.

This recent short episodal 'end of the world' show called Afterworld which has been heralded as groundbreaking, amazing, wonderful etc...

Could it be any more shit? The answer is no. Unless of course some scientists found some way of extracting all the molecules of shit and somehow managed to transmit it to our televisions/computers. Seriously.. it's about as mould-breaking as my balls.

Also, Myspace Black carpet screenings, which is basically the only reason I still have a profile there. Would it kill you to do more perth screenings?

Shinied up Blade Runner with a guest appearance by Rutger Hauer and I don't get to see??? CURSES!

Not to mention the new Wes Anderson film.

On a less emo whiney note... I like Pringles. Mmmm.

I'm getting to the point where i'm really starting to get pissed off at the sheer stupidy of human beings. Mostly in regards to their interactions with humans.

Some lady jumping over a fence where there was two dogs and puppies.... seriously... are you a fucking retard? Yes. yes you are.

Instead of killing dogs each time something happens how about using it as an example of what happens if you are a fuckhead.

That being said in the cases of rabid/mistreated dogs, how about you shoot the owners and give the dog to a loving family.

I pisses me off that I want to get a German Shepherd as they are a beautiful, intelligent dog but i'm scared that if some fuck breaks into my house and the dog attacks them then our retarded laws will see my loyal companion who is guarding his territory will get put down.

Also on the vein of being cranky, Sudan... you are a bunch of backwards fucks. Seriously.

It pisses me off more that more isn't being done in fear of offending people. Peace is a two way street people. Honestly, these reliigous extremists remind me of petulant children who want everyone else's 'wowwy pops'.

Essentially i'm saying USA/Muslim extremists, stop blowing up villagers. It's not cool.

We need peace talks that involve someone with a rolled up newspaper smacking world leaders on the nose. Actually I officially apply to be that person. :P

Anyone else getting pissed off with the reports from the eastern states of all the Sharks?

Reports of vicious, evil, baby eating and puppy kicking sharks... wtf.

*snuggles the cute sharkies*

Really want to see this. What with how I think sharks are awesome and all.

Also, this movie looks like it's my kind of weird-ass awesome.